FBI-mug shot from the Wikipedia article...the spitting image of the real Me...after a rough weekend (or as I sit here typing this, unshaven, in a dirty tshirt)
So, of course, a little disheartened but my curiosity piqued, I figured Google had to have something a little more uplifting. Perhaps something spotlighting FH, or my illustrious football career...or just some stupid story leaked by foolish college buddies.
Instead...it just told me I'm going to Hell...and 248 of 250 people poled agreed.
Oh, and while we're at it...Backpacker brings great news from the Capitol. You gotta be fistf&^%&% me!