Kid Tested, Mother Approved...

I've heard of "cat"-fishing before, but dropping a spey in your own kid's cereal bowl seems like taking it a little far. Hell, the barb's still there, maybe he's fishing for keeps. At least I know who not to call if I ever need a babysitter.

Still, it's not as bad as it seems. I know the little buggers aren't that discerning, but there's no way that's being mistaken for a sweetened puffed ball of grain meal. If some poor sucker does fall for it, he's probably better of being eaten anyway. God that looks painful...I didn't realize cigarette smokers were such massochists.

Moral of the story...don't feed your children Kix...they are addicting and will result in DayTripper eating your babies, if not your cats.

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Anonymous said…
I love kids, they're delicious!
2/28/08, 9:37 AM
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